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-wqwqwq

I am a wanderer but will I return?

-Nik Harmony

can you generate quote on love

-Zubair khan

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-Sussy_Juicy🥵🤤🥛🍑

📸🤨8=✊=D💦( • )( • )ԅ(‾⌣‾ԅ)𓀐𓂸ඞ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ)( ^◡^)っ✂╰⋃╯( ͜. ㅅ ͜. )(⸝⸝⸝O﹏ O⸝⸝⸝)𝕊𝕌𝕊𝕊𝕐 𝔹𝔸𝕂𝔸🥵🥵🥵

-Sussy_Juicy🥵

Monkey D Luffy ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬛🏻⬛🏻🏻⬛🏻⬛⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛🏻⬛🏻🏻⬛🏻⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🏻🏻🏻🏻🏻🏻🏻🏻⬜️

-Clover🍀

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-Clover🍀☘

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I am Fortnite kid

-Mateo Escobar

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-qzsxdcfvgbhnjikol

live and let die

-joseph mollel

We only have now.

-Earth Robert

i like rweanda

-eliab

I'm not superstitious, but a little stitious

-Michael Scott

I'm not superstitious, but a little stitious

-Michael Scott

love is good

-hamza

i didn’t ask for u

-ur mom

Clouds are like garments, flowers like faces; the spring breeze brushes against the railing, the dew is thick and fragrant.

-。

If you're not paying for the product, you are the product

-AzE

Remember that you only live once Remember that while live can be short,Love will make it as long as it should be

-Adetayo

Where are you

-Me

Good things come to those who wait.

-LBP3

its time to terraform mars

-test

it's a quote thing ... so people can share all of their quotes

-master coder cheesyneesh

"Boom bang bop""

-Aaron Burr on Hamilton

Listen never once did I fake I love you or I miss you the only thing I faked was that I was ok

-Drippu

Listen to everyone make you smile but not everyone can make you happy….

-Drippy

I have a dream……

-Wow

Whats nine plus ten? 21

-Black child

Just as you can never guarantee that the person you like will like you back, you can never guarantee that the person you hate will hate you.

-Best girl

I wanna POUND that keyboard!!!!!!!!!

-Philip

no matter what kind of life a person leads, in the end they die, and in that life the person always has the same choice to make, to do or not to do, that's it

-Goodnight Punpun

Erick are you Edward Cullen? "I'm fucking dying"

-Neesh

minions 2 the rise of gru

-yes

ousman pro tip if a girl is mean to you kick her in the balls

-darkking888

You’re the reason why I’ll never have kids.

-Shriya

Sean’s grandmother is an ultra super magnum opus stubs card holder who hoods stock in the company.

-Adam Miller

JavaScript is like english: really common, but is really more like 3 languages wearing a trenchcoat pretending to be one.

-KaiTheBuilder

fuck women's rights

-Samyam

JERRY IS STUPIDO D:(

-JERRY

Kkjhmm

-Nnm

I'm not superstitious, but I'm a little serious

-Michael Scott

No rest for the weary

-probably some old dude

I undergo anaerobic respiration whenever I'm around you because you take my breath away

-Shriya

You're so hot, you denature my proteins

-Shriya

If I was an RNA base pair, I would be adenine, so I could always be with U

-Neesh

If I was an enzyme, I would be DNA helicase, so I could unzip your genes

-Neesh

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-me

IN WHAT WORlD DO RANDOM WOMEN PICK YOU UP, BALL TAP YUOU, AND THEN CHANGE YOU

-Neesh

I don't want indivisually wrapped brownies. I think they might be spiked with weed. (proceeds to accept the same brownie from my friend)

-Some asshole

Anything can be kinkified if you try hard enough.

-Anonymous

They say you need 40 hours of driving to test, nah, you need 400

-Liv

You have the competence of a newborn sloth

-Liv

Hey guys

-Jesus Chirst

It's better to be at the bottom of a ladder you want to clime, rather than half way up one you don't want to.

-- Pam Beesly

Someone thought doomguy was a pig

-Dan

white cursor is pretty cool

-GameObject borgir

also there do be a score of -1000 if ya can find it

-STON

Venommmmmmmmm Adrenaline momentummmmm

-Eminemmmmm

Have you played Spore before?

-Dan the man

Its about drive, its about power...

-The Rock

you know what i do to orphans send them to technoblade or eat them or store them in my attic

-monitorr

white and black gets treated the same (talking about bitmap images)

-the austrian marceldarcel

WAKEY WAKEY

-Man with megaphone at 2 am

Computer

-Bill (Microsoft) Gates

Thomas, I know we said we love all students equally, but stealing one of the bathrooms sink and turning it into a hood ornament is a good way to get suspended

-Me

a' listenin'? OK. Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brotha'- [pokes the camera] I hurt people. BOINK! BONK! If you were from where I was from, you'd be f**kin' dead! WOOO!

-Scout (from TF2)

Um... I don't even know where to start with you. I mean, do you even know who you're talkin' to? D-Do you have any idea, any idea who I am? Basically - kind of a big deal. Oh man, that's beautiful.

-The scout (from TF2)

I like you like I like the iPhone charger that works on only one side, its fine half the time, but the other half is annoying and makes me want to shoot myself

-The girl you used to like

If I could have one superpower? I would want the power to make annoying people shut the fuck up

-My friend, answering questions

If you like Cadbury cream eggs so much, then eat a second one without vomiting, I'll wait

-(sane) person

I'm not asking if the minifridge could hide a body, just if it has the same exact cubic dimensions that a human corpse would fit inside

-Mur D. Erer

And then he called my hair ugly! He is such a bigot, and I hate him so much!

-Trans girl with awful hair

The sum of those two numbers would most definitely be twenty-one

-Black child

What is the mathematical riposte to the inquiry of the sum of the aggregates Nine and Ten?

-Black guy

This is significantly funnier than a disproportionately small car containing clowns, with a large number climbing out the aforementioned car.

-Rick n mort season 3 episode 3

No, we do not sell kids meals at a three-star Michelin restaurant, no we cannot get a kid's meal for your 300-pound ogre son

-The waiter, taking moms order

"In the same way that a duck needs bread from an 89 year old by the lake, I need my cocaine fix grandma"

-Me, fifteen minutes ago

I like the train route

-Caboose

im going into the womens restroom

-andrew k.

I'm not superstitious, but I'm a little stitious

-Neesh

"Fuck I just swallowed a Jolly Rancher whole"

-Zack after coughing up a lung

You have the reaction speed of a dunken peanut and the processing power of the first iphone if it was dropped in water

-Liv to Neesh

I'm too hungry to deal with your egotistical bullshit

-Liv

"YOU FUCKING BITCH I WAS BEING A GOOD LITTLE SIMP AND YOU STILL ATE MY FUCKING CEREAL!"

-Markus

Have you seen my phone? I cant find it anywhere

-monitrr's discord

Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see. - coolfunnyquotes.com

-Richard

BRUH THANKS

-UDH

Tomorrow is gonna be a fun day

-Osama bin Laden

Your mother.

-Joseph Stalin

who's joe?

-Mr Obama

Racetrack.

-Mr.Tzetzo

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ - Now I know my abc next time won't you sing with me?

-Pokemon - Trading Card Game

123

-123

Be aWare - Your Country needs more Wares

-LarrikinAussie

Look at me! I’m in the future!

-Wow!

get a load of this guy

-verro

This dude is a blooper of a human

-Kanishq

I'm not superstitious, but I'm a little stitious

-Michael Scott

Born to shit ~Forced to wipe

-Unknown

That drip tho

-Candeeznuts

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeshhhhhhhh

-Donald Trump

"America bad"

-Jospeh Stalin

moment

-Priemd

oh god oh no why did i spend 90 squids on a camera i dont even take photos

-David (18)

ok cool this is a test

-SG

i. have. gifted. kid. syndrome. /j

-Daniel's Cat

daniel thrasher = <3

-Daniel's Cat

Red is sus trust me here lads.

-Daniel's Cat

Hablo Picasso is my real name.

-Hablo Picaso

i suck eggs better than i suck dick

-Jrod

My yard is racist!

-John DePalma

Cut my life into pieces this is my last resort

-osmin

PULL UP IN A CADILLAC

-osmin

PULL UP IN A CADILLAC

-osmin

:Sip:

-Gabe

Strike me once, your a dumbass. Strike me again fuck YOU!

-Kip Hackman (Chris stapleton)

thank you for coming to my tedtalk today lizst taught me i am 0.15 bleaches old

-Mia

you can join old gang with me

-Mia

The granddaughter of Mussolini used to make J-Pop then took up a political career. So what I am saying is you should buy this insurance for the low low price of $399!

-Gabe

He was just boring old murdered!

-C. Baker

there are only so many reasons a student would look at their crotch and smile

-England

I saw it and it was so pretty and then I was looking at it and it kind of looked like a bunch of pads

-Shriya

You and Matt's relationship is the equivalent of a fumble that you catch

-Neesh

If I'm gonna be a lawyer, I'm gonna be a hot lawyer

-Shriya

I feel like I don't have mental health

-Kanish

The more I study, the more my brain goes ooga booga

-Matt

Your mother is a mix of a wet towel and a gun silencer

-Neesh

Let's have a Viking funeral for your laptop, neesh!

-Mr. McGee

Oh I'm sorry, I assumed you understood what was going on here

-Piano teacher

The sunset is gay

-Venu

I am so hungry but food is a social construct

-Shriya

Me emptying my bladder isn't going to help your bladder at all

-Mrs. Merritt

It's not that I don't respect you, it's that I don't respect most of your ideas

-Kanishq

Yo, Swack's got drip

-Thomas

Oh speaking of Zack I need to ask him how to solve the projectile velocity of piss

-Shriya

meet me in the back of the school, 3 o' clock, I'm gonna beat your ass at monopoly

-Kanishq

HAOOY BORTHUDAK

-Shriya

The white guy does it again!

-Zack

Are you dumb as f or what

-Random kid in the hall

I think humans are just eggs in general

-Unknown

I'm gonna get a solid 1-0-0 minus 1-0-0-1

-Lucas

I think your train of thought took a wrong turn

-Thomas

I am done with this water bottle. Physically and mentally

-Aliza

His dad's Mussolini's brother

-Random kid in the hall

Cease this baboonery at once!

-Ciaran

OH MY CHEESE AND CRACKERS

-Shriya

Do you have friends?

-Mrs. Hughes

You don't seem to understand that you're the dumbest kid I know

-Random kid in the hall

Let's skip to a scene that Ben knows. It might take a while

-Mrs. O'Toole

I don't think I've been taught a single new thing this year

-Lucas

Everything you've ever done has been a spiral of stupidity

-Random kid in the hall

What does a study group do?

-Michael