Clouds are like garments, flowers like faces; the spring breeze brushes against the railing, the dew is thick and fragrant.
-。
If you're not paying for the product, you are the product
-AzE
Remember that you only live once
Remember that while live can be short,Love will make it as long as it should be
-Adetayo
Where are you
-Me
Good things come to those who wait.
-LBP3
its time to terraform mars
-test
it's a quote thing ... so people can share all of their quotes
-master coder cheesyneesh
"Boom bang bop""
-Aaron Burr on Hamilton
Listen never once did I fake I love you or I miss you the only thing I faked was that I was ok
-Drippu
Listen to everyone make you smile but not everyone can make you happy….
-Drippy
I have a dream……
-Wow
Whats nine plus ten? 21
-Black child
Just as you can never guarantee that the person you like will like you back, you can never guarantee that the person you hate will hate you.
-Best girl
I wanna POUND that keyboard!!!!!!!!!
-Philip
no matter what kind of life a person leads, in the end they die, and in that life the person always has the same choice to make, to do or not to do, that's it
-Goodnight Punpun
Erick are you Edward Cullen?
"I'm fucking dying"
-Neesh
minions 2 the rise of gru
-yes
ousman pro tip
if a girl is mean to you kick her in the balls
-darkking888
You’re the reason why I’ll never have kids.
-Shriya
Sean’s grandmother is an ultra super magnum opus stubs card holder who hoods stock in the company.
-Adam Miller
JavaScript is like english: really common, but is really more like 3 languages wearing a trenchcoat pretending to be one.
-KaiTheBuilder
fuck women's rights
-Samyam
JERRY IS STUPIDO D:(
-JERRY
Kkjhmm
-Nnm
I'm not superstitious, but I'm a little serious
-Michael Scott
No rest for the weary
-probably some old dude
I undergo anaerobic respiration whenever I'm around you because you take my breath away
-Shriya
You're so hot, you denature my proteins
-Shriya
If I was an RNA base pair, I would be adenine, so I could always be with U
-Neesh
If I was an enzyme, I would be DNA helicase, so I could unzip your genes
-Neesh
AFRICAN AMERICAN USING TWITCH.tv GO CHECK HIM OUT NOW jidion premium
IN WHAT WORlD DO RANDOM WOMEN PICK YOU UP, BALL TAP YUOU, AND THEN CHANGE YOU
-Neesh
I don't want indivisually wrapped brownies. I think they might be spiked with weed. (proceeds to accept the same brownie from my friend)
-Some asshole
Anything can be kinkified if you try hard enough.
-Anonymous
They say you need 40 hours of driving to test, nah, you need 400
-Liv
You have the competence of a newborn sloth
-Liv
Hey guys
-Jesus Chirst
It's better to be at the bottom of a ladder you want to clime, rather than half way up one you don't want to.
-- Pam Beesly
Someone thought doomguy was a pig
-Dan
white cursor is pretty cool
-GameObject borgir
also there do be a score of -1000 if ya can find it
-STON
Venommmmmmmmm
Adrenaline momentummmmm
-Eminemmmmm
Have you played Spore before?
-Dan the man
Its about drive, its about power...
-The Rock
you know what i do to orphans
send them to technoblade
or eat them
or store them in my attic
-monitorr
white and black gets treated the same
(talking about bitmap images)
-the austrian marceldarcel
WAKEY WAKEY
-Man with megaphone at 2 am
Computer
-Bill (Microsoft) Gates
Thomas, I know we said we love all students equally, but stealing one of the bathrooms sink and turning it into a hood ornament is a good way to get suspended
-Me
a' listenin'? OK. Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brotha'- [pokes the camera] I hurt people. BOINK! BONK! If you were from where I was from, you'd be f**kin' dead! WOOO!
-Scout (from TF2)
Um... I don't even know where to start with you. I mean, do you even know who you're talkin' to? D-Do you have any idea, any idea who I am? Basically - kind of a big deal. Oh man, that's beautiful.
-The scout (from TF2)
I like you like I like the iPhone charger that works on only one side, its fine half the time, but the other half is annoying and makes me want to shoot myself
-The girl you used to like
If I could have one superpower? I would want the power to make annoying people shut the fuck up
-My friend, answering questions
If you like Cadbury cream eggs so much, then eat a second one without vomiting, I'll wait
-(sane) person
I'm not asking if the minifridge could hide a body, just if it has the same exact cubic dimensions that a human corpse would fit inside
-Mur D. Erer
And then he called my hair ugly! He is such a bigot, and I hate him so much!
-Trans girl with awful hair
The sum of those two numbers would most definitely be twenty-one
-Black child
What is the mathematical riposte to the inquiry of the sum of the aggregates Nine and Ten?
-Black guy
This is significantly funnier than a disproportionately small car containing clowns, with a large number climbing out the aforementioned car.
-Rick n mort season 3 episode 3
No, we do not sell kids meals at a three-star Michelin restaurant, no we cannot get a kid's meal for your 300-pound ogre son
-The waiter, taking moms order
"In the same way that a duck needs bread from an 89 year old by the lake, I need my cocaine fix grandma"
-Me, fifteen minutes ago
I like the train route
-Caboose
im going into the womens restroom
-andrew k.
I'm not superstitious, but I'm a little stitious
-Neesh
"Fuck I just swallowed a Jolly Rancher whole"
-Zack after coughing up a lung
You have the reaction speed of a dunken peanut and the processing power of the first iphone if it was dropped in water
-Liv to Neesh
I'm too hungry to deal with your egotistical bullshit
-Liv
"YOU FUCKING BITCH I WAS BEING A GOOD LITTLE SIMP AND YOU STILL ATE MY FUCKING CEREAL!"
-Markus
Have you seen my phone? I cant find it anywhere
-monitrr's discord
Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see. - coolfunnyquotes.com
-Richard
BRUH THANKS
-UDH
Tomorrow is gonna be a fun day
-Osama bin Laden
Your mother.
-Joseph Stalin
who's joe?
-Mr Obama
Racetrack.
-Mr.Tzetzo
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ - Now I know my abc next time won't you sing with me?
-Pokemon - Trading Card Game
123
-123
Be aWare - Your Country needs more Wares
-LarrikinAussie
Look at me! I’m in the future!
-Wow!
get a load of this guy
-verro
This dude is a blooper of a human
-Kanishq
I'm not superstitious, but I'm a little stitious
-Michael Scott
Born to shit
~Forced to wipe
-Unknown
That drip tho
-Candeeznuts
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeshhhhhhhh
-Donald Trump
"America bad"
-Jospeh Stalin
moment
-Priemd
oh god oh no why did i spend 90 squids on a camera i dont even take photos
-David (18)
ok cool this is a test
-SG
i. have. gifted. kid. syndrome. /j
-Daniel's Cat
daniel thrasher = <3
-Daniel's Cat
Red is sus trust me here lads.
-Daniel's Cat
Hablo Picasso is my real name.
-Hablo Picaso
i suck eggs better than i suck dick
-Jrod
My yard is racist!
-John DePalma
Cut my life into pieces this is my last resort
-osmin
PULL UP IN A CADILLAC
-osmin
PULL UP IN A CADILLAC
-osmin
:Sip:
-Gabe
Strike me once, your a dumbass. Strike me again fuck YOU!
-Kip Hackman (Chris stapleton)
thank you for coming to my tedtalk today lizst taught me i am 0.15 bleaches old
-Mia
you can join old gang with me
-Mia
The granddaughter of Mussolini used to make J-Pop then took up a political career. So what I am saying is you should buy this insurance for the low low price of $399!
-Gabe
He was just boring old murdered!
-C. Baker
there are only so many reasons a student would look at their crotch and smile
-England
I saw it and it was so pretty and then I was looking at it and it kind of looked like a bunch of pads
-Shriya
You and Matt's relationship is the equivalent of a fumble that you catch
-Neesh
If I'm gonna be a lawyer, I'm gonna be a hot lawyer
-Shriya
I feel like I don't have mental health
-Kanish
The more I study, the more my brain goes ooga booga
-Matt
Your mother is a mix of a wet towel and a gun silencer
-Neesh
Let's have a Viking funeral for your laptop, neesh!
-Mr. McGee
Oh I'm sorry, I assumed you understood what was going on here
-Piano teacher
The sunset is gay
-Venu
I am so hungry but food is a social construct
-Shriya
Me emptying my bladder isn't going to help your bladder at all
-Mrs. Merritt
It's not that I don't respect you, it's that I don't respect most of your ideas
-Kanishq
Yo, Swack's got drip
-Thomas
Oh speaking of Zack I need to ask him how to solve the projectile velocity of piss
-Shriya
meet me in the back of the school, 3 o' clock, I'm gonna beat your ass at monopoly
-Kanishq
HAOOY BORTHUDAK
-Shriya
The white guy does it again!
-Zack
Are you dumb as f or what
-Random kid in the hall
I think humans are just eggs in general
-Unknown
I'm gonna get a solid 1-0-0 minus 1-0-0-1
-Lucas
I think your train of thought took a wrong turn
-Thomas
I am done with this water bottle. Physically and mentally
-Aliza
His dad's Mussolini's brother
-Random kid in the hall
Cease this baboonery at once!
-Ciaran
OH MY CHEESE AND CRACKERS
-Shriya
Do you have friends?
-Mrs. Hughes
You don't seem to understand that you're the dumbest kid I know
-Random kid in the hall
Let's skip to a scene that Ben knows. It might take a while
-Mrs. O'Toole
I don't think I've been taught a single new thing this year
-Lucas
Everything you've ever done has been a spiral of stupidity